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With the proliferation of strange and creepy dating apps, articles have abounded exposing the offensive and disgusting pick up lines that some wanna be players have been spewing out into the universe. Tired of hearing about things being jellied or jammed into someone’s Uranus? So were we, but we didn’t want to give up on the wild and the weird so we compiled the 13 most delightfully disturbing pick up lines and then illustrated them for your pleasant perusal below.

 

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These last two are a special treat, Sensory Fuse originals that I found while perusing through my text history:

 

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Original images under Creative Commons Licence

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose-picking

2. http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Burned_laptop_secumem_11.jpg

3. http://pixabay.com/p-116115/?no_redirect

4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_bodybuilding

5. https://www.flickr.com/photos/86044507@N00/2572073648

6. http://dracopendragon1985.deviantart.com/art/Zombie-Cook-266216348

7. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Don’t_poke_the_bear

8. https://www.flickr.com/photos/adamfarnsworth/3059219833/

9. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ciliate

10. http://sterbenedelweiss.deviantart.com/art/REQUEST-Holey-Socks-Heels-and-Toes-333614971

11. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_bath#mediaviewer/File:Ringling_Circus_clown_Emmett_Kelly_in_a_bubble_bath_Sarasota,_Florida.jpg

12. http://pixabay.com/p-242486/?no_redirect

13. http://pixabay.com/p-62720/?no_redirect

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