The Grand Illusion

The Grand Illusion

  Greetings, lovely friend! My professional love maker/pornstar name is Malcolm Lovejoy, and I have a thought I’d like you to explore in a way I hope you never have examined it before. Have you ever masturbated… to REAL sex? First, let me preface this...
Deep Space Sirens: Review

Deep Space Sirens: Review

  As I mentioned in my last article, I like sirens (by “sirens,” I of course mean the Greek mermaid-like creatures who lured sailors to their deaths with their voices and beauty, not the “I’d better pull over” type of sirens). So...
Goodbye Creepy Pick Up Lines, Hello Siren

Goodbye Creepy Pick Up Lines, Hello Siren

  I have spent my fair share of time on dating sites, with largely disastrous results. Like many women, I have found that you have to wade through a lot of nonsense to find one or two people who don’t actively make your skin crawl. Neither of the messages below...